Official Notification

Weʼre out of sugar Joe Public
Best start crystallizing diabetic piss
To have peace around you requires peace within
That’s why weʼre planning to legalize cannabis
The enemy lurks ever closer to our nukes
But donʼt worry weʼve got a road-map
Theyʼll bid on our open tender and weʼll C.O.D it
Set up a few practice shoots, whoʼs gonna notice missing mud shacks?

My brothers and sisters,
The time for sacrifice is nigh
Please donʼt withdraw from your savings accounts,
The war fundʼs running dry

Also weʼre gonna need to set rations,
Since the CIA stole our water
One bucket per peasant,
And increments based on the pecking order

So God bless us all, especially my sons and daughters
Since you fools have no self-respect
Twenty years from now youʼll still be treading water
While my progeny dines on chairs with golden arm-rests